Your maturity level is (be honest!):
somewhere around that of a two year old.
about average for my age.
far superior to what people expect.
Your opinions on alcohol:
oh, I'm too young to drink.
this one time, I barely had any liquor, but was drunk off my rocker.
don't touch the stuff.
I'll have a bit when the mood suits me.
I drink mostly to be social.
I love liquor like I love clean underpants, well, maybe a little more.
A little overweight.
Thin (think twig).
When under pressure, you:
lie, but you're a terrible liar.
lie, and people actually believe you.
try to avoid confrontation.
act confused and innocent.
manipulate the situation to put pressure on someone else.
try to do the right thing.
Do you watch TV?
yes, I live my life around my TV schedule...
sure, every now and then I like to kick back in front of the tube
its not really a priority, no.
What do you see in the future?
Two words: Star Trek.
equality for all humankind.
a (hopefully) somewhat functional family.
an increase in personal popularity and sociability.
I don't really think about it.
sex (oohh yeah).
a career on stage.
a series of "handi-capable toys" to show the fun side of being physically challenged.
What do you enjoy most?
being an activist
Are you funny?
Hell yes. And I'm my biggest fan (and sometimes only fan).
I can crack a decent joke every now and then.
Sort of...its subtle humor though.
I try, but no, not really.
What is your job (or what would you like it to be)?
Eh, it changes fairly often.
No job, per se, just personal concerns to attend to.
What word best describes you?
Which of the following would you be most likely to say?
"I've never done a Spanish chick...Ole!"
"By all means, turn me into a child star. Perhaps I can move to Californ-i-ay and wrangle me a three-way with the Olsen twins."
"Dad! I just won a ballon in the bathroom!"
"Well Peter, you've got 3 hours before the party starts; if you're gonna pull a party out of your ass you might wanna stand up."
"What are you gonna make me do? Whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack off a guy? 'Cause I'm married."
"He's tasting victory. I bet it tastes good, like salt-water taffy or a Chunky."
"My days in college were so exciting. This one time, the national guard came and shot some of my friends."
"Don't worry, Joe's an excellent negotiator. I was a virgin when we met. Took him three hours."
"Eat up everyone...tonight my wife won't be the only one enjoying a pig in a blanket."
"Yeah, dad, if you hadn't pulled this stunt I would have never learned how to manipulate Kevin."
"If you wasn't so busy trolling for booty all the damn time you could do it yo'self, MmHm."
Have you ever been in a physical fight?
Yeah, I've been in quite a few in my time.
Yeah, maybe once or twice...
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